Uranus Beef Strips
Uranus Fudge Factory
- Weight:
- 0.85 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- Ingredients Title:
- Ingredients
- description:
- Don't Be Shy, Pull Out a Strip of Uranus! Warning: Handling this much meat in public may lead to intense questioning and extreme jealousy. View Full Description
Shipping Information
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships. Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday. Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy
Ingredients
Ingredients
Original: Beef, Water, Salt, Corn Syrup Solids, Spices, Sodium Nitrite, Garlic, Onion, Sodium Phosphate, and Sodium Erythorbate.
Garlic & Black Pepper: Beef, Salt, Spices, MSG, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Maltodextrin, Worcestershire Sauce Solids (Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor), Natural Hickory Smoke Flavor, Onion, Natural Flavors, Soybean Oil, Sugar, Brown Sugar, Maple Sugar, Sodium Nitrite, and Propylene Glycol.
Cheddar & Jalapeño: Salt, Calcium Chloride), Pasteurized Processed Cheddar Cheese (Milk, Water, Salt, Cream, Cheese Cultures, Sodium Phosphates, Sorbic Acid, Enzymes, Lactic Acid, Sodium Citrate, Milkfat, and Natamycin), Water, Salt, Corn Syrup Solids, Spices, Sodium Nitrite, Garlic, Onion, Sodium Phosphate, and Sodium Erythorbate.
Cherry Chipotle Beef, Sugar, Salt, Brown Sugar, Dried Cherries (Cherries, Sugar), Chipotle Pepper, Spices, Onion, Garlic, Amaretto Flavor Powder (Dextrose, Silicon Dioxide, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Propylene Glycol, Caramel Color), Malic Acid, Sodium Erythorbate, and Nitrites.
Let’s face it: gas station meat is a gamble you usually lose. But in Uranus, we take our meat very seriously. Our premium Beef Strips are slow-smoked, seasoned to perfection, and engineered with that legendary "snap" that lets everyone know you’re eating the good stuff.
Whether you’re stuck in a 5-mile backup or just need a 2:00 AM protein boost, these sticks are ready for action. They’re portable, protein-packed, and guaranteed to start a conversation the moment you pull a long one out of your bag. Don't settle for a mystery snack—grab a stick from Uranus and taste the difference!
Jerk Uranus with a big strip of beef. Available in four flavors that are perfect for a snack on the go. Nutritional information.
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