The best funny hats do what a bumper sticker can't: they go everywhere you go, they start conversations you didn't plan on having, and they look good doing it. Uranus hats are built to that spec — pre

Look, we all know the deal with St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a mandatory holiday for questionable fashion decisions, poorly poured green beer, and trying desperately to avoid getting pinched. But this year

By Alex Bradford Cobb | Published: May 15, 2026 | Last updated: July 6, 2026 Uranus makes three formats of beef — Jerky, Strips, and Beef Sticks — across more than a dozen flavors, all from 100% Ameri

Uranus Fudge Factory & General Store is your one-stop shop for Route 66 hats & beanies! When you think of a road trip you think of Route 66. When you think of Route 66 through Missouri you think o

New Gas 'N Lube Hat Colors in Uranus! Summer is nearly here and we think your head would look fabulous stuck in Uranus thanks to our new Gas 'N Lube hat color

Finding funny Father’s Day gifts that Dad will actually love is harder than it sounds. Ask him what he wants and he’ll shrug, mutter something about “not needing anything,” and go right back to adjust

Stick Your Head in Uranus! Your head will look fabulous stuck in Uranus. Check out our exclusive Uranus branded hat collection, online. Be the brainiac we

By Alex Bradford Cobb | Published: 7-30-26 | Last updated: 7-30-26 A Route 66 road trip gift should do two things: survive the drive and make the trip better. That means nothing that melts on the dash

It's hoodie season!   Happy Fall Y’all! It’s hoodie season—and everyone knows the best fudge, and hoodies, come from Uranus! Our hoodies are like a cozy, warm hug. Get one, or two for yourse

By Alex Bradford Cobb | Published: 7-30-26 | Last updated: 7-30-26 A Uranus gift basket is the gift that handles the hardest part of gifting: it's funny before anyone opens it, genuinely good once th

By Alex Bradford Cobb | Published: April 20, 2026 | Last Updated: July 6, 2026 If you’ve seen us on social media lately, you know we’ve been showing off the newest addition to our “Gifts from Uranus”

By Alex Bradford Cobb | Published: 8/4/26 | Last updated: 8/4/26 The best funny gift for Mom is one that makes her laugh and then makes her use it every day for the next three years. Uranus has been

Share Dad deserves a piece of Uranus! This special package from Uranus is going to make dad scream. Scream from excitement that is, when he sees you packed his fudge! Available

By Alex Bradford Cobb | Published: 8/13/26 | Last updated: 8/13/26 The best funny gift for a couple is one that makes both of them laugh — not just the one who understands the joke. Uranus has been m

The best White Elephant gifts get stolen. Not politely admired and set aside — stolen, twice, then stolen again by someone who's been eyeing them since round one. If you want to bring that gift, you n

By Alex Bradford Cobb | Published: 8/4/26 | Last updated: 8/4/26 A good funny office gift walks the line between "gets a genuine laugh" and "doesn't get anyone called into a meeting." Uranus has been

A funny coffee mug from Uranus is the gift that earns its keep 365 days a year — every morning at the coffee maker, every time a coworker asks what it says, every time someone tries to steal it from t

By Alex Bradford Cobb | Published: 7-22-26 | Last updated: 7-22-26 Live from Uranus is a weekly 30-minute livestream show hosted by Alex Bradford Cobb and Ethan Bain, broadcasting every week from 8:0