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Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum
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Finally, Break the Language Barrier in Uranus! It won't make you smart, but it’ll make you sound 100% more convincing to a creature that licks its own back. View Full Description
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Finally, Break the Language Barrier in Uranus! It won't make you smart, but it’ll make you sound 100% more convincing to a creature that licks its own back. View Full Description
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Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors (FD&C Yellow 5, Yellow 5 Lake), Corn Starch, and BHT (to maintain freshness).
Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine. May Contain Soy. Produced with Genetic Engineering.
Get ready to finally break down the feline language barrier and figure out exactly what the heck your cat is meowing about! Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum brings a hilarious, fruit-flavored blast straight from the shelves of the Uranus General Store right to your tastebuds. It may not actually make you a certified animal whisperer, but it will definitely make you sound 100% more convincing to a creature that spends half the day licking its own back. Because when you are busy exploring the mysteries of the animal kingdom and the wonders of Uranus, you need a treat that helps bridge the communication gap!
Toss this brightly colored, novelty box of gum into your pocket, purse, or desk drawer the next time you feel like having a deep, philosophical chat with your favorite furball. It is the perfect blend of sweet flavor and cheeky humor, ensuring your breath stays fresh while you try to convince your cat to stop knocking things off the counter. (Just remember: you chew the gum, not the cat!)
Fruity Fluency: Contains 8 pieces of deliciously sweet, candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum to keep you chewing through the longest meowing sessions.
Cheeky Packaging: Housed in a hilarious novelty box featuring a vintage design that makes big promises about your newfound conversational skills.
The Perfect Gag Gift: A fantastic, lighthearted joke gift, stocking stuffer, or care package addition for the favorite "crazy cat person" or animal lover in your life.
Stop guessing what the meows mean and start chewing—add a box of Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum from Uranus to your cart today!
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