Shakespearmints
- SKU:
- 400000025537
- UPC:
- 814229000068
- Weight:
- 0.40 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- description:
- To mint, or not to mint? That is the question! Formulated to ensure your words never reek of tragedy. View Full Description
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Shakespearmints
To mint, or not to mint? That is the question! Shakespearmints bring the poetic, dramatic legacy of the world's most famous playwright straight from the shelves of the Uranus General Store right into your daily routine. Formulated to ensure your words never reek of tragedy, these deliciously strong peppermints are guaranteed to make your breath flow as beautifully as a Shakespearean sonnet. After all, whether you are wooing a new lover or just exploring the wonders of Uranus, you want to make sure your breath is an absolute masterpiece!
Toss this quaint, literary-inspired tin into your pocket, satchel, or Elizabethan ruff to ensure you never have to speak with bated breath or whispering humbleness. It is the perfect blend of refreshing mint flavor and theatrical novelty humor, ensuring your breath stays completely fresh before you step out onto life's grand stage.
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Poetic Freshness: Deliciously potent peppermints designed to clear your mind, freshen your breath, and keep your monologues smelling magnificent.
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Theatrical Packaging: Housed in a collectible, reusable tin case that pays homage to the legendary Bard of Avon himself.
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No More Tragedies: The absolute best way to ensure no knave or mistress will ever accuse your breath of being foul, rank, or offensive.
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A Literary Gift: A fantastic, lighthearted novelty gift or stocking stuffer for the favorite actor, English major, or drama queen in your life.
All the world's a stage, so make sure your breath is ready for the spotlight and add a tin of Shakespearmints from Uranus to your cart today!
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