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Judgmints

$4.99
Never lose your appeal! Keep your cool during any heated argument with these supreme peppermint breath mints, packaged in a collectible novelty tin. View Full Description
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Never lose your appeal! Keep your cool during any heated argument with these supreme peppermint breath mints, packaged in a collectible novelty tin. View Full Description
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Ginsburg's Judgmints

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! Get ready to lay down the law on bad breath and rule in favor of supreme freshness! Ginsburg's Judgmints bring the honorable, no-nonsense legacy of the courtroom straight from the shelves of the Uranus General Store into your daily routine. Formulated to help you keep your cool during the most heated arguments, these deliciously strong peppermints are guaranteed to make your breath as sharp as a gavel strike. After all, when you are busy exploring Uranus, you want to make sure you never lose your appeal!

Toss this charmingly illustrated, pocket-sized tin into your briefcase, keep a spare in your chambers, or hide one right under your robe to ensure you are always ready to approach the bench. It is the perfect blend of refreshing peppermint flavor and judicial novelty humor, ensuring your breath is always prepared for cross-examination—even after a heavy lunch or a round of martinis.

  • Supreme Freshness: Deliciously cool peppermints designed to freshen your breath and keep you calm, cool, and collected during any heated debate.

  • Honorable Artwork: Packaged in a collectible, reusable tin featuring a delightful cartoon illustration of the legendary Justice Ginsburg herself.

  • Never Lose Your Appeal: The absolute best way to ensure your breath stays honorable, whether you are studying for law school exams or facing off against opposing counsel.

  • A Lawful Gift: A fantastic, lighthearted novelty gift or stocking stuffer for the favorite attorney, law student, or even the career criminal in your life.

Court is officially in session—rule in favor of fresh breath and add a tin of Judgmints from Uranus to your cart today!

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