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A pair of light tan crew socks displayed against a plain white background. The socks feature dark navy blue accents on the toe and heel, and a light blue top cuff detailed with black dashed lines resembling stitches. The foot of the sock is covered in a vibrant geometric patchwork pattern of pink, orange, light blue, mint green, and navy triangles connected by dashed stitch lines. On the ankle of the front sock is a line-art illustration of a woman with knitting needles in her hair bun, peering over a sewing machine as she stitches the patchwork together. Above her head, dark handwritten-style text reads: "you crafty bitch".

You Crafty Bitch - Women's Crew Socks

Uranus Fudge Factory

$15.99
You crafty bitch! These socks deliver cozy, all-day comfort paired with a hilariously accurate compliment for the friend who can make literally anything from scratch. View Full Description
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, and 2% spandex
Size:
Women's shoe size 5-10
Color:
Tan
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"You Crafty Bitch"
Made For:
DIYers, artists, and anyone who owns more than one hot glue gun.
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
description:
You crafty bitch! These socks deliver cozy, all-day comfort paired with a hilariously accurate compliment for the friend who can make literally anything from scratch. View Full Description
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Materials & Care
  • Materials: 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, and 2% spandex
  • Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
  • Color: Tan
  • Style: Crew
  • Phrase: "You Crafty Bitch"
  • Made For: DIYers, artists, and anyone who owns more than one hot glue gun.
  • Condition: New
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

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The You Crafty Bitch - Women's Crew Socks are the perfect way to celebrate her skills (and her killer sense of humor). Featuring panoramic art that wraps completely around the foot, the sassy phrase is printed on the outside of the right leg and the inside of the left, ensuring the message is always loud and clear from any angle. It's a fun, practical way to say, "I see your talent, and I'm honestly a little intimidated by it." 

Constructed for all-day comfort during even the longest crafting marathons, these women's crew socks are made from a premium, soft blend of breathable combed cotton, nylon, and spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are durable, moisture-wicking, and have the perfect amount of stretch to stay up securely without digging into your calves.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

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A pair of light tan crew socks displayed against a plain white background. The socks feature dark navy blue accents on the toe and heel, and a light blue top cuff detailed with black dashed lines resembling stitches. The foot of the sock is covered in a vibrant geometric patchwork pattern of pink, orange, light blue, mint green, and navy triangles connected by dashed stitch lines. On the ankle of the front sock is a line-art illustration of a woman with knitting needles in her hair bun, peering over a sewing machine as she stitches the patchwork together. Above her head, dark handwritten-style text reads: "you crafty bitch".

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