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I Love My Asshole Kids - Women's Crew Socks
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I love my asshole kids! With a cute floral design and a hilariously blunt message, these socks are a must-have for any mom with a great sense of humor. View Full Description
Weight:
0.10 LBS
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Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
55% nylon, 43% combed cotton, 2% spandex
Size:
Women's shoe size 5-10
Color:
Heather Gray
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"I Love My Asshole Kids"
Made For:
Moms, grandmothers, and parents who appreciate a brutally honest joke.
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
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I love my asshole kids! With a cute floral design and a hilariously blunt message, these socks are a must-have for any mom with a great sense of humor. View Full Description
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The I Love My Asshole Kids Women's Crew Socks are the perfect way to silently express your unconditional (yet slightly frustrated) love! These sassy socks feature a delicate floral party streamer design set against a versatile heather gray background, beautifully framing the laugh-out-loud declaration.
Constructed for all-day comfort, whether you're chasing toddlers or enjoying a rare moment of peace, these women's crew socks are made from a premium blend of 55% nylon, 43% combed cotton, and 2% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are soft, breathable, and have just the right amount of stretch to stay up without digging into your calves. The socks feature a heather gray background with vibrant floral details and black text.
PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.
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