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A pair of light aqua blue crew socks displayed against a plain white background. The socks feature tan accents on the toe, heel, and top cuff. They are decorated with a nature pattern of yellow dandelion flowers, jagged green leaves, and a white dandelion seed head with tiny seeds blowing away in the wind.

I Never Fart - Women's Crew Socks

$15.99
I never fart! These socks combine a sweet, whimsical nature pattern with a hilariously blunt confession. View Full Description
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
58% nylon, 40% combed cotton, and 2% spandex
Size:
Women's shoe size 5-10
Color:
Sky blue
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"I never fart"
Made For:
Pranksters, wives, and girlfriends with a great sense of humor.
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
description:
I never fart! These socks combine a sweet, whimsical nature pattern with a hilariously blunt confession. View Full Description
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Materials & Care
  • Materials: 58% nylon, 40% combed cotton, and 2% spandex
  • Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
  • Color: Sky blue
  • Style: Crew
  • Phrase: "I never fart"
  • Made For: Pranksters, wives, and girlfriends with a great sense of humor.
  • Condition: New
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

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We all know someone who claims their flatulence smells like roses—or that it doesn't exist at all! The I Never Fart - Women's Crew Socks are here to lovingly call out those polite little white lies. Featuring a beautiful sky blue background decorated with whimsical dandelions and delicate floating seeds, these socks perfectly mask the hilarious and cheeky message hidden within the panoramic art.

Constructed for peak comfort and long-lasting wear, these women's crew socks are made from a premium, soft blend of 58% nylon, 40% combed cotton, and 2% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are breathable, moisture-wicking, and have the perfect amount of stretch to stay up without slouching. 

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

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A pair of light aqua blue crew socks displayed against a plain white background. The socks feature tan accents on the toe, heel, and top cuff. They are decorated with a nature pattern of yellow dandelion flowers, jagged green leaves, and a white dandelion seed head with tiny seeds blowing away in the wind.

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