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A single tan crew sock displayed against a plain white background. The sock features bright red accents on the toe, heel, and top cuff. Knit into the side is a vintage-style illustration of a smiling little girl with pigtails warmly hugging a white pony. Scattered around the bottom are small red and white flowers. Above the girl and horse, black text reads: "I hate everyone too."

I Hate Everyone - Women's Crew Socks

$15.99
I hate everyone too! These socks perfectly capture your inner misanthrope with a sweet and funny vintage design that tells the world exactly what kind of mood you are in. View Full Description
UPC:
092657023839
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, and 3% spandex
Size:
Women's shoe size 5-10
Color:
Tan
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"I hate everyone too"
Made For:
Introverts, animal lovers, and anyone waking up on the wrong side of the bed.
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
description:
I hate everyone too! These socks perfectly capture your inner misanthrope with a sweet and funny vintage design that tells the world exactly what kind of mood you are in. View Full Description
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Materials & Care
  • Materials: 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, and 3% spandex
  • Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
  • Color: Tan
  • Style: Crew
  • Phrase: "I hate everyone too"
  • Made For: Introverts, animal lovers, and anyone waking up on the wrong side of the bed.
  • Condition: New
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

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When your social battery is at absolute zero, the I Hate Everyone - Women's Crew Socks are here to do the talking for you. Featuring a hilarious, vintage-style illustration of a little girl tenderly snuggling her pony, these socks deliver the ultimate punchline with the words, "I hate everyone too." Whether you're wearing them out to run errands and avoid eye contact, or just keeping your feet cozy while ignoring your phone at home, these socks are guaranteed to get a few laughs from the people you actually do like.

Constructed for cozy comfort even when you're feeling grumpy, these women's crew socks are made from a premium, soft blend of 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon, and 3% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are breathable, durable, and have the perfect amount of stretch to stay up without digging into your calves.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

A single tan crew sock displayed against a plain white background. The sock features bright red accents on the toe, heel, and top cuff. Knit into the side is a vintage-style illustration of a smiling little girl with pigtails warmly hugging a white pony. Scattered around the bottom are small red and white flowers. Above the girl and horse, black text reads: "I hate everyone too."

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