What happened to little Willy in Uranus: A Uranus Examiner Special Report
April 18, 2019
The Uranus Examiner has been probing deeply into Uranus trying to discover what ha
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Little Willy Missing In Uranus: Search Continues As Anonymous Source Speaks Out
April 17, 2019
Twelve days, and still no sign of Little Willy. Grief-stricken citizens redouble
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Manager Tina Begs For Information on Lost Willy in Uranus
April 12, 2019
URANUS, MO–– As the search continues for the Uranus Fudge Factory’s beloved littl
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Uranus Has Exploded!
April 5, 2019
Wow! We never expected this many eyes on Uranus! Luckily, we don’t blush easily.Th
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BREAKING: CONCERNED CITIZENS ASK, “HAVE YOU SEEN OUR WILLY?”
April 11, 2014
URANUS, MO –– On April 11th, 2019, the Uranus Police Department was officially con
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