Feed Me Slut Magnet
- UPC:
- 657910064075
- Weight:
- 0.05 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- description:
- Feed me, slut! Crafted with a strong magnetic backing that clings securely to your refrigerator, dishwasher, or any other metal surface. View Full Description
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"Feed Me, Slut" Funny Retro Cat Fridge Magnet
Because Feline Affection Always Comes with a Side of Attitude! Anyone who owns a cat knows that behind those sweet, innocent eyes lies a tiny, demanding roommate who views you strictly as an opening mechanism for wet food. This hilariously offensive refrigerator magnet from Bluntcard perfectly captures that exact energy. Featuring a retro mid-century illustration of a smiling woman lovingly holding her fluffy feline, the wholesome setup takes a sharp, laugh-out-loud turn with the cat's brutally honest demands.
It is the absolute ultimate kitchen accessory or gag gift for the unapologetic cat lady, a cynical pet owner, or anyone who appreciates dark, irreverent humor. Stick it up on your fridge, filing cabinet, or magnetic whiteboard to give yourself a daily reality check about who really runs your household!
Magnet Details:
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Design: Authentic vintage-style layout by Bluntcard featuring a 1950s woman holding a grey cat with a pink bow. Topped with mock-sentimental text reading: "Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you. All they want is love." contrasted by a blunt speech bubble from the cat reading: "Feed me, slut."
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Dimensions: 2" W x 3" H rectangular magnet layout.
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