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Feed Me Slut Magnet

Ephemera

$5.99
Feed me, slut! Crafted with a strong magnetic backing that clings securely to your refrigerator, dishwasher, or any other metal surface. View Full Description
UPC:
657910064075
Weight:
0.05 LBS
description:
Feed me, slut! Crafted with a strong magnetic backing that clings securely to your refrigerator, dishwasher, or any other metal surface. View Full Description

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"Feed Me, Slut" Funny Retro Cat Fridge Magnet

Because Feline Affection Always Comes with a Side of Attitude! Anyone who owns a cat knows that behind those sweet, innocent eyes lies a tiny, demanding roommate who views you strictly as an opening mechanism for wet food. This hilariously offensive refrigerator magnet from Bluntcard perfectly captures that exact energy. Featuring a retro mid-century illustration of a smiling woman lovingly holding her fluffy feline, the wholesome setup takes a sharp, laugh-out-loud turn with the cat's brutally honest demands.

It is the absolute ultimate kitchen accessory or gag gift for the unapologetic cat lady, a cynical pet owner, or anyone who appreciates dark, irreverent humor. Stick it up on your fridge, filing cabinet, or magnetic whiteboard to give yourself a daily reality check about who really runs your household!

Magnet Details:

  • Design: Authentic vintage-style layout by Bluntcard featuring a 1950s woman holding a grey cat with a pink bow. Topped with mock-sentimental text reading: "Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you. All they want is love." contrasted by a blunt speech bubble from the cat reading: "Feed me, slut." 

  • Dimensions: 2" W x 3" H rectangular magnet layout.

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A retro style refrigerator magnet featuring a woman holding a cat with a funny, sarcastic dialogue bubble.

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