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Uranus Beef Strips
Uranus Beef Strips
Uranus Beef Strips
Uranus Beef Strips
Uranus Beef Strips
Uranus Beef Strips
Uranus Beef Strips
Uranus Beef Strips
Uranus Beef Strips

Uranus Beef Strips

$2.99
Don't Be Shy, Pull Out a Strip of Uranus! Warning: Handling this much meat in public may lead to intense questioning and extreme jealousy. View Full Description
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0.85 LBS
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Don't Be Shy, Pull Out a Strip of Uranus! Warning: Handling this much meat in public may lead to intense questioning and extreme jealousy. View Full Description
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Ingredients
Ingredients

Original: Beef, Water, Salt, Corn Syrup Solids, Spices, Sodium Nitrite, Garlic, Onion, Sodium Phosphate, and Sodium Erythorbate.

Garlic & Black Pepper: Beef, Salt, Spices, MSG, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Maltodextrin, Worcestershire Sauce Solids (Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor), Natural Hickory Smoke Flavor, Onion, Natural Flavors, Soybean Oil, Sugar, Brown Sugar, Maple Sugar, Sodium Nitrite, and Propylene Glycol.

Cheddar & Jalapeño: Salt, Calcium Chloride), Pasteurized Processed Cheddar Cheese (Milk, Water, Salt, Cream, Cheese Cultures, Sodium Phosphates, Sorbic Acid, Enzymes, Lactic Acid, Sodium Citrate, Milkfat, and Natamycin), Water, Salt, Corn Syrup Solids, Spices, Sodium Nitrite, Garlic, Onion, Sodium Phosphate, and Sodium Erythorbate.

Cherry Chipotle Beef, Sugar, Salt, Brown Sugar, Dried Cherries (Cherries, Sugar), Chipotle Pepper, Spices, Onion, Garlic, Amaretto Flavor Powder (Dextrose, Silicon Dioxide, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Propylene Glycol, Caramel Color), Malic Acid, Sodium Erythorbate, and Nitrites.

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