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Lip Shit - Classic Cherry

Blue Q

$11.99
Fresh, fruity, and ready to pucker! Classic Cherry Lip Shit is an all-natural beeswax lip balm in a pocket-sized tin. View Full Description
UPC:
092657036679
Availability:
Usually ships within 1-3 business days
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
description:
Fresh, fruity, and ready to pucker! Classic Cherry Lip Shit is an all-natural beeswax lip balm in a pocket-sized tin. View Full Description

Ships from Uranus Mon–Sat, 7 a.m. Central cutoff. Christmas order-by: Standard Dec 17 · 2-Day Dec 18 · Next Day Dec 22 — not a delivery guarantee. Details

Shipping Information

We ship from Uranus, Missouri every day except Sunday. Our daily cutoff is 7 a.m. Central: orders placed before 7 a.m. go on that day’s pick list; orders placed after 7 a.m. ship no earlier than the next shipping day. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships.

How long until it ships: Standard orders ship within 1–3 business days. 2-Day and Next Day orders ship the same day if placed before 7 a.m. Central, otherwise the next shipping day (Monday–Saturday).

How long with the carrier: Standard ships UPS Ground (USPS for PO Boxes), usually 1–5 business days. 2-Day should arrive two business days after it ships; Next Day should arrive the next business day after it ships. Carriers count business days Monday–Friday, not weekends or holidays.

Your total wait is the two added together. Examples: order Monday at 6 a.m. → ships Monday → expect it Wednesday (2-Day) or Tuesday (Next Day). Order Monday at noon → ships Tuesday → expect it Thursday (2-Day) or Wednesday (Next Day). Order Friday afternoon → ships Saturday → expect it Tuesday (2-Day) or Monday (Next Day).

Delivery dates are carrier estimates, not guarantees. Once your box is on the truck, weather, carrier capacity and carrier delays are out of our hands. If a 2-Day or Next Day package runs late, that’s a carrier delay, not something we control, so contact the carrier directly with your tracking number. We’re glad to help you find the tracking info. Alaska, Hawaii and international delivery times vary.

Want it there by December 24? Order by: We suggest Standard — Dec 17 · 2-Day — Dec 18 · Next Day — Dec 22. These are order-by targets based on our processing time plus normal carrier transit, not a delivery guarantee. We can’t promise arrival by Christmas: December is the busiest stretch of the year for every carrier, and once your package is on the truck, carrier capacity decides when it lands. Orders placed after these dates still ship as fast as we can, but the odds of a Christmas arrival shrink every day.

Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US.

In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection.

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Materials & Care

Pucker up, buttercup. Lip Shit in Classic Cherry keeps your lips soft enough to kiss Uranus goodbye, with a fresh and fruity cherry flavor that never goes out of style. The all-natural formula is 23% beeswax and fortified with vitamin E to moisturize and protect dry, chapped lips.

It comes in a pocket-sized 0.3 oz (8.5 g) tin starring a blissed-out fox under the cherry blossoms, so it's as fun to pull out as it is to put on. Made in the U.S.A. by Blue Q.

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Beeswax, Flavor, Lanolin, Vitamin E, Rosemary Extract.

Some other Lip Shit flavors you might like:

Lip Shit Classic Cherry lip balm tin on a pink cherry blossom card with a fox illustration, funny gag gift from Uranus General Store

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