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A pair of hands holds a white ceramic coffee mug in front of a person's chest. Printed on the front of the mug is the stacked, black text "NOT TODAY SATAN" in a stylized, blocky font with horizontal lines underlining the O and the As. The person in the background is wearing a heather grey sweatshirt with distressed red text that partially reads "URANUS UNIVERSITY".

Not Today Satan Mug

$15.99
Start Your Day with a Hot One in Uranus! Because your morning caffeine deserves a vessel as bold as your sense of humor. View Full Description
Weight:
1.50 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Height:
5"
Diameter:
3"
Capacity:
15 oz
Material:
Ceramic
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only
description:
Start Your Day with a Hot One in Uranus! Because your morning caffeine deserves a vessel as bold as your sense of humor. View Full Description
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Materials & Care
  • Height: 5"
  • Diameter: 3"
  • Capacity: 15 oz
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Care Instructions: Hand wash only

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Constructed for those mornings when you need a serious dose of caffeine, this mug holds a generous 15 ounces of your favorite coffee, tea, or hot cocoa. It measures 5" tall by 3" in diameter and is crafted from durable white ceramic.
 
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A pair of hands holds a white ceramic coffee mug in front of a person's chest. Printed on the front of the mug is the stacked, black text "NOT TODAY SATAN" in a stylized, blocky font with horizontal lines underlining the O and the As. The person in the background is wearing a heather grey sweatshirt with distressed red text that partially reads "URANUS UNIVERSITY".

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