Proudly show off your love for Uranus! Bring a classic slice of the Show-Me State to your holiday decor with this premium 3.5" x 4" wooden ornament. View Full Description
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Proudly show off your love for Uranus! Bring a classic slice of the Show-Me State to your holiday decor with this premium 3.5" x 4" wooden ornament. View Full Description
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Proudly Show Your Love of Uranus Off! Bring a classic slice of the Show-Me State and a massive burst of festive humor to your holiday decor. Precision-cut into the distinct geographical shape of Missouri, this premium wooden ornament is the perfect way to anchor your favorite road-trip memories. It is the absolute ultimate keepsake for cross-country travelers, Route 66 collectors, and fans of great double entendres.
Whether you're trimming the family Christmas tree, dressing up your vehicle's rearview mirror, or hanging it up in the workshop, this laser-etched piece brings out-of-this-world laughs to any space. It makes an unforgettable holiday gag gift, Secret Santa surprise, or personal memento to commemorate your journey through the most famous comedy hotspot on the highway!
Ornament Details:
Design: Clean, rustic souvenir layout precision-cut into the shape of the State of Missouri, beautifully laser-engraved with "URANUS MISSOURI" and a decorative star emblem.
Dimensions: 3.5" x 4" custom state-shaped wooden ornament.
Add to Cart The item has been added![A promotional graphic styled as a newspaper front page for "The Uranus Examiner," dated Holiday 2025. The layout features various "breaking news" headlines such as "Uranus #3 Wins Community Impact Award" and "Watch Uranus Attacks NOW!" An "I [Heart] URANUS" sticker is layered over the right side of the page, covering some text.](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-7t5byr9njq/images/stencil/400x400/products/3223/7186/Uranus-Examiner-Holiday-25-Sticker-Website__35336.1777401485.jpg?c=2 "A promotional graphic styled as a newspaper front page for \"The Uranus Examiner,\" dated Holiday 2025. The layout features various \"breaking news\" headlines such as \"Uranus #3 Wins Community Impact Award\" and \"Watch Uranus Attacks NOW!\" An \"I [Heart] URANUS\" sticker is layered over the right side of the page, covering some text.")
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