The best cavity search in town! This die-cut decal is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone with a healthy sense of humor. View Full Description
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The best cavity search in town! This die-cut decal is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone with a healthy sense of humor. View Full Description
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Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships.
Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday.
Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about
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Get Ready for the Absolute Best Cavity Search in Town! Why bother scheduling two separate appointments when Mayor Louie's twin brother, Dr. Keen, can handle both ends of the medical spectrum at once? Welcome to the most efficient clinic on Route 66, where you can get a top-tier teeth cleaning and a thorough prostate exam all in one visit!
This hilarious die-cut decal is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone with a healthy sense of humor. Slap it onto your car bumper, toolbox, laptop cover, or travel cooler to give passersby a good chuckle. Just remember to book your appointment early—things tend to get incredibly backed up in Uranus!
Sticker Details:
Design: Circular emblem with dark green outlines and vibrant orange accents, featuring the official Uranus Dental and Proctology Clinic logo (Established 2018) and the legendary tagline: "The Best Cavity Search in Town."
Dimensions: 3" x 4" custom die-cut vinyl sticker, contoured cleanly around the medical shield shape.
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