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A pair of dark charcoal grey crew socks displayed against a plain white background. The socks feature teal accents on the toe, heel, and top cuff. They are decorated with a scattered botanical pattern of various green leaves and delicate red, yellow, and white flowers. Knit into the side of the foot on the front sock is the white script text: "You fancy bitch".

You Fancy Bitch - Women's Crew Socks

$15.99
You fancy bitch! These socks pair an elegant, floral aesthetic with a hilariously blunt compliment, making them the perfect way to add a little sass to your step. View Full Description
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
58% nylon, 40% combed cotton, and 2% spandex
Size:
Women's shoe size 5-10
Color:
Charcoal gray
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"You Fancy Bitch"
Made For:
Best friends, sisters, and anyone who loves to treat themselves.
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
description:
You fancy bitch! These socks pair an elegant, floral aesthetic with a hilariously blunt compliment, making them the perfect way to add a little sass to your step. View Full Description
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Materials & Care
  • Materials: 58% nylon, 40% combed cotton, and 2% spandex
  • Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
  • Color: Charcoal gray
  • Style: Crew
  • Phrase: "You Fancy Bitch"
  • Made For: Best friends, sisters, and anyone who loves to treat themselves.
  • Condition: New
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

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The You Fancy Bitch - Women's Crew Socks are the ultimate confidence-boosting accessory wrapped in a beautiful, elegant package. Featuring a striking black background with vibrant teal trim, these socks are richly decorated with fancy, intricate flowers. Whether you're getting dressed up for a big night out or just feeling yourself while lounging on the couch, these socks guarantee you'll always look (and feel) like top-tier royalty.

Constructed for all-day luxury, these women's crew socks are made from a premium, soft blend of 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon, and 2% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are breathable, durable, and have just the right amount of stretch to stay up without digging into your calves. The socks feature a bold black background with teal accents, elegant floral details, and crisp white text.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

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A pair of dark charcoal grey crew socks displayed against a plain white background. The socks feature teal accents on the toe, heel, and top cuff. They are decorated with a scattered botanical pattern of various green leaves and delicate red, yellow, and white flowers. Knit into the side of the foot on the front sock is the white script text: "You fancy bitch".

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