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Orders usually process in 1–2 business days (may take up to 3 days during peak
times). Fudge & candy items ship fresh (orders before 7:00 AM (CST) on Monday
ship
same day. Orders placed after that time will ship the following Monday, unless
expedited).We ship via USPS or UPS — delivery times vary by destination (not guaranteed).
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full details (international orders, customs, perishable items, refunds, etc.),
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