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Soap for Morning People

$9.99
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USPS domestic deliveries affected by COVID-19 USPS announced that due to the COVID-19 pandemic’s effect on transportation availability, some services will experience delays beginning April 17, 2020. Below is what you need to know. USPS Priority Mail Express: This service will not experience any delays at this time. USPS Priority Mail: Local 1-day delivery will not experience delays. However, the 2-3 day delivery window will be extended to 3-4 days. USPS First-Class Package Service: 2-3 day delivery windows will be extended to 3-4 day delivery windows. USPS will still do its best to deliver packages as quickly as possible. We will continue to update our COVID-19 updates page as more information becomes available for all of our domestic and international shipping partners. For the most up-to-date information around USPS service changes, please refer to their website directly. We Take Great Pride In Our Fudge. For online fudge orders, we make our fudge on Sunday Evenings and ship it out on Monday mornings. This ensures you get the freshest fudge possible and it doesn't sit in a shipping warehouse somewhere over a weekend. All other online orders are shipped the following business day after you make your order. ie. if you order Tuesday, We will ship it out on Wednesday. The Uranus Fudge Factory is dedicated to providing the best possible shipping solutions for all our customers! Please check out our shipping policies in the footer for more info.!
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Description

Sugar Cereal Coma Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.  

 

Smells like a hell no.

Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Description

Sugar Cereal Coma Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.  

 

Smells like a hell no.

Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.