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Ringmaster Of The Shit Show - Men's Crew Socks

Uranus Fudge Factory

$16.99
Ringmaster Of The Shit Show! These socks are the perfect accessory for the guy who somehow manages to keep the daily circus of life running smoothly. View Full Description
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex
Size:
Men's shoe size 7-12
Color:
Gray
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"Ringmaster of the Shit Show"
Made For:
Dads, managers, project leaders, and any guy who is the designated problem-solver of the family.
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
description:
Ringmaster Of The Shit Show! These socks are the perfect accessory for the guy who somehow manages to keep the daily circus of life running smoothly. View Full Description
Shipping Information

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Materials & Care
  • Materials: 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex
  • Size: Men's shoe size 7-12
  • Color: Gray
  • Style: Crew
  • Phrase: "Ringmaster of the Shit Show"
  • Made For: Dads, managers, project leaders, and any guy who is the designated problem-solver of the family.
  • Condition: New
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

For the ringmaster of the daily circus known as life, these Ringmaster Of The Shit Show - Men's Crew Socks are the perfect way to show the world exactly who is in charge of the chaos. Whether you're wrangling the kids, putting out fires at work, or just trying to navigate a wildly unpredictable Tuesday, these socks will help you keep your sense of humor while you run the show.

Constructed for all-day comfort and durability, these men's crew socks are made from a premium, soft blend of 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are breathable, moisture-wicking, and have just the right amount of stretch to stay up securely without sliding down your calves.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

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A pair of light heather grey crew socks displayed against a plain white background. The socks feature bright orange accents on the toe, heel, and top cuff, along with two thin green stripes on the upper calf and three thicker lime green stripes across the foot. Knit into the ankle area of the front sock is a retro-style graphic with the word "RINGMASTER" in tall black letters inside an outlined box, underlined by geometric teal and orange shapes. Below the graphic, black text reads "OF THE" in small caps, followed by "Shit Show" in a bold cursive script.

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