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Made from white and red sassafrass, these funny and unique novelties poke fun at the little bit of hillbilly in all of us.
If ya holler real loud, you don't need good service!
Are you tired of relying on technology to stay connected with friends and loved ones? Well, throw away that fancy iPhone and upgrade to a Hillbilly Cell Phone! Made out of wood, this redneck cell phone guarantees the best reception around. No more missed calls or dropped calls - just holler loud and your message will be heard loud and clear. Turn heads as you walk down Main Street shouting into your Hillbilly Cell Phone. It's the perfect joke gift for anyone who loves their country roots. So ditch that complicated technology, grab yourself a Hillbilly Cell Phone, and let the hollerin' begin!
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