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Uranus Spice Blends That’ll Make You Squeal With Delight

Uranus Spice Blends That’ll Make You Squeal With Delight

Posted by Laura Abernathy Huffman on Sep 11th 2025

Rub Your Meat With Uranus

 

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Summertime may be slipping out of Uranus, but your grillmaster will squeal with delight when you stuff their holiday stocking with Uranus Spice Blends! Our rubs are bold enough to say, “Yep, this flavor came straight outta Uranus.” Crafted for maximum flavor, they add mouthwatering accents to beef, poultry, pork—or anything else you decide to slap on the grill.

URANUS DEEP MEAT RUB

Perfect for burgers, brisket, steaks—anything that needs a good, hard rub. Give your beef a deep, flavorful massage that leaves it tender, juicy, and begging for more. For an extra treat, pep up plain popcorn: toss the fluffy kernels with butter or oil, sprinkle generously with our Deep Meat Rub, and shake vigorously to coat every bite. Chef’s kiss!

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URANUS BUTT RUB

Your pork will squeal with delight after a deep, satisfying rub—straight from Uranus! This penetrating blend of spices features brown sugar, chipotle pepper, coriander, and a dash of red pepper for a sweet-heat finish.

Bottle of Uranus Butt Rub seasoning on a white background.

URANUS REAR HEN-TRY RUB

Say it out loud: “Rear Hen-try.” The only thing better than a rub from Uranus is putting it on your pecker! Spice up your bird with this bold, flavorful kick and watch every hen sing.

 

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RUB ONE OUT WITH URANUS SPICE BLENDS

Go deep, get dirty, and spice every last crack of meat with Rear Hen-try, Deep Meat, and Butt Rub—Uranus’s hottest blends for full-body flavor satisfaction.

Mayor Louie’s Juicy Uranus-Style Hamburgers

Ingredients

  1. 1 ½ pounds ground beef (80% lean, 20% fat)

  2. ½ cup panko breadcrumbs

  3. 1 large egg

  4. 2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce

  5. 3 ½ tsp Uranus Deep Meat Rub

Instructions

    1. Combine ingredients: In a large bowl, add the ground beef, breadcrumbs, egg, Worcestershire sauce, and Uranus Deep Meat Rub.

    2. Mix gently: Use your hands or a fork to mix just until combined—don’t overwork the meat.

    3. Form patties: Divide the mixture into 4–6 equal portions and gently shape each into a ¾-inch-thick patty.

    4. Create a thumbprint: Press a thumbprint into the center of each patty to keep them flat while cooking.

    5. Cook the burgers:

  • Grill method: Preheat the grill to medium-high. Cook 5–7 minutes per side, or until your desired doneness.

  • Skillet method: Heat a skillet over medium heat, add a dab of oil, and cook 5–7 minutes per side.

  6 . Serve & enjoy: Pile onto toasted buns and savor every juicy bite, Uranus-style.

Now go ahead—rub one out with Uranus and give every cut of meat the deep, delicious treatment it deserves.