This is a serious question requiring a (mostly) serious answer. Uranus has been taking the virus threat very seriously and took steps to protect its staff and customers during the quarantine. On March … read more

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Have you ever heard of this stuff? Get your lips silky smooth by using Lip Shit from Uranus. Not only does it smell good, it glides on with ease.   … read more