Uranus News

Uranus Examiner probes Uranus with Mayor Louie Keen Interview

Posted by Uranus Examiner Jr. Cub Reporter Allie Jones on Apr 16th 2019

The Uranus Examiner knows what the public wants. It wants Uranus. The people want to get a full, penetrating look inside Uranus. They want to see the driving force behind Uranus. That is to say, th … read more

Manager Tina Begs For Information on Lost Willy in Uranus

Posted by Uranus Examiner Jr. Cub Reporter Allie Jones on Apr 12th 2019

URANUS, MO–– As the search continues for the Uranus Fudge Factory’s beloved little Willy, Tina Elliot, manager of the Fudge Factory, holds a press conference pleading with the nation to lend Uranus t … read more

Uranus Has Exploded!

Posted by Uranus Examiner Jr. Cub Reporter Allie Jones on Apr 5th 2019

Wow! We never expected this many eyes on Uranus! Luckily, we don’t blush easily.The launch of our latest video has plastered Uranus all over the net, and people are still clamoring for more. Don’t wor … read more

BREAKING: CONCERNED CITIZENS ASK, “HAVE YOU SEEN OUR WILLY?”

Posted by Uranus Examiner Jr. Cub Reporter Allie Jones on Apr 11th 2014

URANUS, MO –– On April 11th, 2019, the Uranus Police Department was officially contacted by the Fudge Factory regarding the disappearance of one of Uranus’ much-loved residents, little Willy. Many may … read more