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Straight from the heart of Uranus, this construction-themed tee lays a solid foundation of laughs and comfort. Designed to celebrate Uranus Concrete Co.—the hardest-working crew around—this shirt mixes just the right amount of small-town pride with tongue-in-cheek humor.
Crafted from soft cotton, it features a bold concrete truck graphic with the slogan “We Get It Harder Quicker in Uranus.” It’s a playful nod to the kind of roadside humor Uranus, Missouri, is famous for. Whether you’re traveling Route 66, grabbing fudge at Uranus Fudge Factory, or just showing off your love for quirky Americana, this shirt guarantees smiles without cracking under pressure.
Product Specs: Size(s): Small – 4X-Large Colors: Blue, Lime Green Weight: Approx. 5–6 oz (lightweight tee) Color(s): Blue, Lime Green Material(s): 100% cotton Age Group: Adult Gender: Unisex Price: $19.99 – $25.99
SKU: Not specified Brand: Uranus Fudge Factory & General Store
Shipping Info: Method: Standard shipping (USPS/UPS) Time: 3–5 business days (within the continental US) Availability: In stock Condition: New
