Straight Outta Uranus Koolie (Pink)
Uranus Fudge Factory
- Weight:
- 0.10 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
Shipping Information
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Materials & Care
Pink. Loud. Two-sided. All Uranus.
This blush pink can koolie pulls double duty in your hand: turn it one way for a bold STRAIGHT OUTTA URANUS stamped in block letters, and flip it the other way for a softer I Love URANUS that lets the world know exactly where your loyalties lie. Same joke, two energies — pick whichever side fits your mood (or your audience).
Made from collapsible 3mm foam in blush pink with navy print, this 12oz can koolie keeps your seltzer, cocktail, or beer cold while doing the conversational work for you. It's also the koolie that disappears first at bachelorette parties, birthday cookouts, and anywhere there's a friend who appreciates a Uranus joke groan-worthy enough to print twice. Folds flat for travel, snaps back instantly, and a guaranteed laugh whether it's wrapped around a White Claw at the lake or sitting on a picnic table at the cookout.
Koolie Details:
- Two-sided print: "Straight Outta Uranus" on one side, "I Love Uranus" on the other
- Fits standard 12oz cans (beer, soda, seltzer, cocktails)
- 3mm collapsible foam — folds flat for easy storage and travel
- Blush pink with navy ink
- Authentic souvenir from the Uranus Fudge Factory & General Store, Uranus, MO
- Hand wash; machine washable on gentle
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