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Kumquat Tree Scented Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Smells like a motorcycle.
Or a perm. Or a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm.
This kumquat tree scented soap for a midlife crisis makes a great gag gift or prank prop to trick any wisecracker you know.
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