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A pair of dark heather grey crew socks displayed against a plain white background. The socks feature a top cuff striped in lime green and cream. The front sock displays a large cream-colored cartoon skull and ribcage on the ankle. Knit into the side of the foot below it is bright lime green text that reads: "I ALMOST DIED but it WAS Just A COLD". The back sock shows that the rest of the design features an all-over pattern of smaller cream skulls.

I Almost Died But It Was A Cold - Men's Crew Socks

Uranus Fudge Factory

$16.99
I Almost Died But It Was A Cold! These socks bring the drama right to your feet, combining cozy, all-day comfort with a hilariously accurate diagnosis. View Full Description
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
50% nylon, 47% combed cotton, and 3% spandex
Size:
Men's Shoe Size 7-12
Color:
Dark Gray
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"I Almost Died But It Was A Cold"
Made For:
Husbands, dads, brothers, and any guy who suffers from the infamous, totally debilitating "man flu."
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
description:
I Almost Died But It Was A Cold! These socks bring the drama right to your feet, combining cozy, all-day comfort with a hilariously accurate diagnosis. View Full Description
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Materials & Care
  • Materials: 50% nylon, 47% combed cotton, and 3% spandex
  • Size: Men's Shoe Size 7-12
  • Color: Dark Gray
  • Style: Crew
  • Phrase: "I Almost Died But It Was A Cold"
  • Made For: Husbands, dads, brothers, and any guy who suffers from the infamous, totally debilitating "man flu."
  • Condition: New
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

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The I Almost Died But It Was A Cold - Men's Crew Socks are the perfect addition to any wardrobe—especially if you're looking to add a little self-deprecating humor to his dramatic "near-death" experiences. Featuring a dark gray background covered in a partial skeleton and lots of spooky skulls, these socks perfectly capture the sheer agony of a 99-degree fever.

Constructed for supreme, cozy comfort during his long, harrowing recovery period, these men's crew socks are crafted from a premium, soft blend of 50% nylon, 47% combed cotton, and 3% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are breathable, moisture-wicking, and have the perfect amount of stretch to stay up securely without sliding down his calves.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

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A pair of dark heather grey crew socks displayed against a plain white background. The socks feature a top cuff striped in lime green and cream. The front sock displays a large cream-colored cartoon skull and ribcage on the ankle. Knit into the side of the foot below it is bright lime green text that reads: "I ALMOST DIED but it WAS Just A COLD". The back sock shows that the rest of the design features an all-over pattern of smaller cream skulls.

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