Uranus Gas N Lube Hat – Burnt Orange

$23.99

SKU:: 400000233130
Weight:: 0.50 LBS
Shipping:: Calculated at Checkout

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Description

We Pump it in the Front &
Lube it in the Rear!

Snaps on easy, stays put, and broadcasts your taste for crude humor—loud and proud.

Whether you’re filling up at a dusty truck stop or just fueling the laughs, this burnt-orange cap’s your fast pass to roadside notoriety.

Color: Bold burnt‑orange front with matching mesh back—eye‑catching like a flare in the darkness.
Material: Trucker‑style mesh with an adjustable closure for airflow where you need it, and a snug fit where it counts.
Closure: Adjustable snapback—one size to rule most heads.
Price: Now just $23.99—a bargain for the laughs you’ll provoke.
Embroidered Slogan: “We Pump it in the Front & Lube it in the Rear!”—a cheeky classic, front‑and‑center.
Condition: Brand-new and ready to launch double-takes. (Implicit in product listing though not explicitly stated.)
Care Instructions: Not specified on site. (You may want to suggest spot clean like the others for consistency.)
Ideal For: Road-warriors with a dirty sense of humor, Route 66 travelers, Uranus fans, or anyone looking to spark a grin—or a gasp—wherever they go.