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Soap for Middle Child

$11.99
SKU:
03.25F
Weight:
0.44 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
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Purple Haze Scented (Grape)
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.  

 

Who are you again?

The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are #1. my older siblings and #2. my dumb parents. And I haven't even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Oy.

 This Purple Haze (grape) scented soap for the middle child makes a great gag gift or prank prop to trick any wisecracker you know. 

 

 

 

 

Soap for Middle Child