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Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of those magnum bottles of wine. In that case, I'm sorry, but you're in it for the long haul.
Are you tired of pretending to be a social butterfly? Sick of putting on a smile and making small talk with guests? Then the "Go Away" dish towel is for you! This sassy design features a woman answering the door as guests arrive bearing gifts, with the bold statement, "Go Away!" Let everyone know that you'd rather relax with your cat, a good book and a glass of wine. A perfect gift for the introverted host or hostess, this cheeky kitchen accessory adds just the right amount of sass to any gathering. So go ahead and embrace your inner homebody - it's time to shamelessly declare your love for me time. The "Go Away" dish towel is here to let your guests know that you're happily not available.
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