The Uranus Examiner has been probing deeply into Uranus trying to discover what happened to little Willy in Uranus. An anonymous source has stepped forward with new information and we're continuing in … read more

The handmade, made fresh daily, Fudge from Uranus, is so good it'll have you moaning, "Mmmm, fudge yeah!" We advise eating it somewhere that people won't look at you like you're weird, unless you're i … read more

Twelve days, and still no sign of Little Willy. Grief-stricken citizens redouble their search efforts, hoping once more to know the comfort of having our Little Willy in Uranus. The Uranus Examiner … read more

We found the Mayor just snoring away this morning. He was all Pooped Out from working all night making the Mayor's #2..................most favorite fudge!You should really give the Mayor's #2........ … read more

The Uranus Examiner knows what the public wants. It wants Uranus. The people want to get a full, penetrating look inside Uranus. They want to see the driving force behind Uranus. That is to say, th … read more