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Soap for Zero Carbs

$11.99
SKU:
03.25A
Weight:
0.44 LBS
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Cucumber Water Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.  

 

Oh, it's a cauliflower cupcake. It's... tolerable.

These days, carbs are more reviled than Satan himself. Hold your nose as you walk past that bakery and whip up some more butter-fried cheese with a heavy whipping cream chaser as you see the fat melt away…or not. In any case, vodka will do just fine. 

 This cucumber water scented soap for Zero Carbs makes a great gag gift or prank prop to trick any wisecracker you know.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soap for Zero Carbs

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