Soap for The First Child
- SKU:
- 03.26E
- Weight:
- 0.44 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
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Brand-New Everything (Wintergreen) Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
You Just Had To Have Your Own Soap.
Well, it's only natural that you should get a soap. You were first, right? You're the eldest. The most important. And... the undeniable guinea pig, the one who is the most responsible, and the one who MUST succeed at all costs. No pressure there, right?
This wintergreen scented soap for the first child makes a great gag gift or prank prop to trick any wisecracker you know.
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