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Go Away Dish Towel

$14.99
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Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of those magnum bottles of wine. In that case, I'm sorry, but you're in it for the long haul.

Are you tired of pretending to be a social butterfly? Sick of putting on a smile and making small talk with guests? Then the "Go Away" dish towel is for you! This sassy design features a woman answering the door as guests arrive bearing gifts, with the bold statement, "Go Away!" Let everyone know that you'd rather relax with your cat, a good book and a glass of wine. A perfect gift for the introverted host or hostess, this cheeky kitchen accessory adds just the right amount of sass to any gathering. So go ahead and embrace your inner homebody - it's time to shamelessly declare your love for me time. The "Go Away" dish towel is here to let your guests know that you're happily not available.

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We Take Great Pride In Our Fudge and make it fresh to order.During the holidays, we make all our fudge to ship online in the day and evening and ship it out on the following morning (regular business days) . This ensures you get the freshest fudge possible. During the holidays, we try and ship your order within 2 days of receiving it, so check your email for notifications. If you don't see your order confirmation, try checking your spam In the regular season, we make our Fudge for online orders on sunday evening to ship on monday morning. The Uranus Fudge Factory is dedicated to providing the best possible shipping solutions for all our customers! Please check out our shipping policies in the footer for more info.
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UPC:
092657029671

Description

Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

28"h x 21"w

Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of those magnum bottles of wine. In that case, I'm sorry, but you're in it for the long haul.

Are you tired of pretending to be a social butterfly? Sick of putting on a smile and making small talk with guests? Then the "Go Away" dish towel is for you! This sassy design features a woman answering the door as guests arrive bearing gifts, with the bold statement, "Go Away!" Let everyone know that you'd rather relax with your cat, a good book and a glass of wine. A perfect gift for the introverted host or hostess, this cheeky kitchen accessory adds just the right amount of sass to any gathering. So go ahead and embrace your inner homebody - it's time to shamelessly declare your love for me time. The "Go Away" dish towel is here to let your guests know that you're happily not available.