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Rectangular embroidered patch with a red background, green border, and yellow oval reading “Uranus Gas ‘N Lube Company, Established 2014.” The slogan below says, “We pump it in the front and lube it in the rear.”

Uranus Gas N Lube Embroidered Patch | Gifts from Uranus

$4.99
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0.20 LBS
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Keep your sense of humor handy with the Uranus Gas ‘N Lube Company Embroidered Patch—a cheeky classic from Uranus, Missouri! Featuring the slogan “We pump it in the front and lube it in the rear,” this bold red-and-yellow patch adds character to any jacket, hat, or bag. Made from durable, high-quality embroidery with a green border for a retro touch, it measures 2" H x 3.5" W and can be ironed on or sewn on for easy application. Perfect for collectors, travelers, and anyone who loves a laugh from Uranus.

Rectangular embroidered patch with a red background, green border, and yellow oval reading “Uranus Gas ‘N Lube Company, Established 2014.” The slogan below says, “We pump it in the front and lube it in the rear.”

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