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Soap for A Midlife Crisis

$11.99

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SKU:
03.25B
Weight:
0.44 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Soap for A Midlife Crisis

Description

Kumquat Tree Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.  

 

Smells like a motorcycle.

Or a perm. Or a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm.

 This kumquat tree scented soap for a midlife crisis makes a great gag gift or prank prop to trick any wisecracker you know. 

 

 

 

 

 

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