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After Therapy Mints

$3.99
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USPS domestic deliveries affected by COVID-19 USPS announced that due to the COVID-19 pandemic’s effect on transportation availability, some services will experience delays beginning April 17, 2020. Below is what you need to know. USPS Priority Mail Express: This service will not experience any delays at this time. USPS Priority Mail: Local 1-day delivery will not experience delays. However, the 2-3 day delivery window will be extended to 3-4 days. USPS First-Class Package Service: 2-3 day delivery windows will be extended to 3-4 day delivery windows. USPS will still do its best to deliver packages as quickly as possible. We will continue to update our COVID-19 updates page as more information becomes available for all of our domestic and international shipping partners. For the most up-to-date information around USPS service changes, please refer to their website directly. We Take Great Pride In Our Fudge. For online fudge orders, we make our fudge on Sunday Evenings and ship it out on Monday mornings. This ensures you get the freshest fudge possible and it doesn't sit in a shipping warehouse somewhere over a weekend. All other online orders are shipped the following business day after you make your order. ie. if you order Tuesday, We will ship it out on Wednesday. The Uranus Fudge Factory is dedicated to providing the best possible shipping solutions for all our customers! Please check out our shipping policies in the footer for more info.!
Our standard shipping is via 1st Class USPS mail. There are other, faster options available as well, which you will see at checkout.
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Description

After Therapy Mints

Those of us who've been in therapy know that the real breakthroughs come after the session is over. You'll be riding home on the bus and suddenly shout, "Oh my god! That’s why I wanted to have sex with my grandmother!" And that's why we've made After Therapy Mints. These deliciously potent marvels are specially formulated to help you process everything that came out during your session. As soon as you hand the therapist the check, pop one into your mouth and wait for the epiphanies to flow. Even if they don't come right away, you'll be rewarded with a minty blast that freshens your breath and clears your mind. They also come in a cool, reusable tin, that can hold your Paxils, Welbutrins, Xanaxes, and Prozacs with room left over for the next day's pills, too.Four out of five therapists recommend After Therapy Mints for their patients who eat mints.
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Description

After Therapy Mints

Those of us who've been in therapy know that the real breakthroughs come after the session is over. You'll be riding home on the bus and suddenly shout, "Oh my god! That’s why I wanted to have sex with my grandmother!" And that's why we've made After Therapy Mints. These deliciously potent marvels are specially formulated to help you process everything that came out during your session. As soon as you hand the therapist the check, pop one into your mouth and wait for the epiphanies to flow. Even if they don't come right away, you'll be rewarded with a minty blast that freshens your breath and clears your mind. They also come in a cool, reusable tin, that can hold your Paxils, Welbutrins, Xanaxes, and Prozacs with room left over for the next day's pills, too.Four out of five therapists recommend After Therapy Mints for their patients who eat mints.