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Uranus Gas N Lube Hat – Burnt Orange

$23.99

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SKU:
400000233130
Weight:
0.50 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout

Description

We Pump it in the Front 
Lube it in the Rear!

Snaps on easy, stays put, and broadcasts your taste for crude humor—loud and proud.

Whether you’re filling up at a dusty truck stop or just fueling the laughs, this burnt-orange cap’s your fast pass to roadside notoriety. 

  • Color: Bold burnt‑orange front with matching mesh back—eye‑catching like a flare in the darkness.

  • Material: Trucker‑style mesh with an adjustable closure for airflow where you need it, and a snug fit where it counts.

  • Closure: Adjustable snapback—one size to rule most heads.

  • Price: Now just $23.99—a bargain for the laughs you’ll provoke.

  • Embroidered Slogan: “We Pump it in the Front & Lube it in the Rear!”—a cheeky classic, front‑and‑center.

  • Condition: Brand-new and ready to launch double-takes. (Implicit in product listing though not explicitly stated.)

  • Care Instructions: Not specified on site. (You may want to suggest spot clean like the others for consistency.)

  • Ideal For: Road-warriors with a dirty sense of humor, Route 66 travelers, Uranus fans, or anyone looking to spark a grin—or a gasp—wherever they go.